In what UMSDERWPFLEPI calls "Democracy Done Right," Idaho lawmakers are racing to protect citizens from their own voting decisions.

Started about a mile from here as the crow flies and I was fortunate there was a ridge and a river between me and it. Ready, set, go.

Local meteorologists have gone into hiding, with several spotted fleeing towards the Canadian border disguised as tumbleweeds. 

The new law mandates that every Idaho household must display a 6-foot campaign sign on their property, visible from outer space.

Think about the old days. Town picnics in the park. Fourth of July parades. Christmas lights on every house. People used to care.

As Idaho grapples with this new racial classification system, one thing is certain—the potato harvest just got a lot more complicated.

“The only books our kids need are the Bible and reloading manuals,” declared State Senator Cletus “No-Dewey-Just-Do-Me” Packerton.

While we keep the rest of the nation distracted by the Hunter Biden dog and pony show, Idaho is gearing up for the real battle.