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THE WISDOM OF TARIFFS
The fact that so many successful politicians are such shameless liars is not only a reflection on them, it is also a reflection on us. When the people want the impossible, only liars can satisfy them, and only in the short run.
Gael MacLean
2 min read


BREAKING: Rep. Greene Vows to "Deprogram America" by Shutting Down NPR's "Mind Control Waves"
Rep. Greene launches crusade claiming NPR and PBS are brainwashing children with dangerous facts and complete sentences.
Gael MacLean
2 min read


Two Flew Over the Coup Coup's Nest
Two sassy llamas journey to Washington to save their hay supply when government contracts fail. Political satire with farm animals fixing de
Gael MacLean
3 min read


BREAKING: Idaho's Heart Found Left of Center
In what UMSDERWPFLEPI calls "Democracy Done Right," Idaho lawmakers are racing to protect citizens from their own voting decisions.
Gael MacLean
3 min read


The Skinny on Binging
Feeling guilty about the third bowl of ice cream? Turn your guilt into a calorie-burning emotion.
Gael MacLean
3 min read


The Deep State of Forgetting
Something’s happening to the facility. Reality is getting thin here, like tissue paper held up to harsh fluorescent truth.
Gael MacLean
4 min read


Canine Mastery of the Playtitudes
In the annals of evolutionary success, one species stands as a paragon of unwavering commitment to the Playtitudes — the domestic dog.
Gael MacLean
2 min read


A Serf's Guide to Embracing Your Financial Overlords
The plutocracy offers to buy everyone a round, but only if they sign over their homes as collateral.
Gael MacLean
1 min read


UMSDERWPFLEPI Crowns Climate Chaos Queen
Local meteorologists have gone into hiding, with several spotted fleeing towards the Canadian border disguised as tumbleweeds.
Gael MacLean
3 min read


Sally Rides Again
As soon as I turned the key, Sally roared to life with a growl. Before I could react, she lurched forward—knocking me clean off.
Gael MacLean
1 min read


Operation Lawn & Order: Idaho’s Turf War on Democracy
The new law mandates that every Idaho household must display a 6-foot campaign sign on their property, visible from outer space.
Gael MacLean
4 min read


50 Shades of Black: The New Race Verification System
As Idaho grapples with this new racial classification system, one thing is certain—the potato harvest just got a lot more complicated.
Gael MacLean
4 min read


Idaho’s UMSDERWPFLEPI Legislature Holds First Session
“The only books our kids need are the Bible and reloading manuals,” declared State Senator Cletus “No-Dewey-Just-Do-Me” Packerton.
Gael MacLean
2 min read


Justice is Served: Hunter Biden Guilty on 3 Felony Counts
While we keep the rest of the nation distracted by the Hunter Biden dog and pony show, Idaho is gearing up for the real battle.
Gael MacLean
3 min read


Idaho Elects New Ultra-Mega-Super-Duper Extreme Right-Wing Patriot Freedom Party in Landslide Primary Victory
This too can happen to you BOISE — In a stunning upset, Idaho voters have decisively thrown out the incumbent Republicans and one...
Gael MacLean
3 min read


Creating the Perfect Frankenpup
With our new liposuction techniques, your pup will be rocking a six-pack faster than you can say—good boy.
Gael MacLean
2 min read


Venus Envy
I miss the days when we could just conquer new lands and bring back slaves. Now we have to pay people for their labor!
Gael MacLean
5 min read


Dude, Where’s My Sanity?
Out of the blue, a software glitch causes my car to mistake a garbage truck for a portal to another dimension.
Gael MacLean
3 min read


10 Ways to Make Money Doing Nothing
Follow these ten foolproof methods and watch the cash roll in while your conscience takes a permanent vacation.
Gael MacLean
3 min read


Beware the Spider Apocalypse
Spiders are not content to lurk in dark corners and scuttle across floors anymore. They’re everywhere. They’re hunting us.
Gael MacLean
3 min read
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